Did you forget admit card, ID,or calculator?
student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
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GIRL: My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY: I m very happy. . .
Girl: dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
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Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat r u doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"
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